This is funny

Hi, to the sparse readers of this blog. I was bored and hungry tonight before dinner and while dinner was being created I just decided to write randomly what came into my head. I read it to my friend and he said that it was pretty funny and that I should put it on my blog, so here I am, putting it on my blog:

Hi how are you today? My day is really good so far. We are about to eat chicken parmesan and I am sooooooo hungry! When do you think dinner is going to be ready? 6 minutes? That seems like a while away. I am just going to have to battle through these next 6 minutes…… I’M STILL HUNGRY!!!!!!!!!!! She just said chicken with brown butter and capers! Is she trying to have me die because of all this good food she is talking about but we can’t have at this moment? I am just going to have to pig out in about five minutes because it has been about a minute. I wonder what the meaning of life is?.......... I bet it is to eat as much as you can because you are so hungry!!!!! I am going to ask if I can have egg nog with dinner. No, rats! I wonder why that cheesecake she is talking about wasn’t sweet???????? I am hungry. Only three minutes more to wait! This is entertaining. I get to have sourdough bread with dinner. Mmmmmmmmmm…….. I just learned where the lids for insulated cups live. The place is marked by my doctor Seuss like bird house. That was fun to make. My bird house was the most original and wacky looking in my whole art class. In art this year we are making abstractions. I have to go and help get ready for dinner. Bye!

Now isn't that ridiculous!? Happy Holidays everyone and please vote on my polls because 2009 is running out and I still can't decide what to buy on itunes. Thanks!